you miss 100% of the shots this guy steals from you

Some Kinda Cyber Wayne Gretzky

YouTube is a real slopfest these days and I hardly find myself on there anymore. Today, ~The Algorithm~ made my decision to check things out worth it. I was served a video with barely over 1,000 views of someone playing a video game I've never seen before (a physics based hockey game called Puck, I now know), just titled "puck 1v6". I hear folk tales of people training ~The Algorithm~ so I clicked on it to tell YouTube "Hey. Gimme more 1,000 view specimens. Give me videos without even a shred of advertising involved. If even one person tries to tell me a word from today's sponsor, I'm going to go apeshit."

I went apeshit alright but only because this was some of the cleanest, most dominant gameplay I've seen in recent memory. Schmovement for days. I found myself hootin' and hollerin' as I would with any regular sports broadcast I get really into. I don't want to spoil anything, you really should just check this out. Pure grace, brute strength:

Nicky Flowers - 02/01/25 - Makes me wanna play some hockey games... What's that PS1 game I grew up with... Probably some EA Sports. I'll just play this one, Puck; it seems neat! - (send any comments/questions to hello at nickyflowers dot com)