let me know if anyone wants to get me my first publishing deal

Book Ideas

  • when i write my memoir, blame a made up guy for all my flaws/mistakes/failures. maybe i'll call him john or herb. perhaps "jerb"
  • sell my tell-all memoir to the highest bidder and then denounce the bidding as rigged
  • write a second tell-all, different publisher. i'm pitting the book business against itself
  • write third tell-all about how 2nd publisher is evil, to not believe the lies they placed into my manuscript
  • my toxic competitiveness eventually destroys the american publishing machine altogether. chuck wendig drives himself off a cliff thelma-and-louise-style but completely alone
  • write final tell-all, self-published. blame entire mess on jerb

Nicky Flowers - i always knew jerb was no good. my problem is i'm too trusting :/ - 11/26/24 - (send any comments/questions to hello at nickyflowers dot com)