[riker voice] BLOG ALERT

I went an ENTIRE MONTH of posting on my blog every day. From November 12th to December 12th, I made the best post of the day online and everyone knew it. I became a blogging star, the likes of which we haven't seen since the salad days of LiveJournal.

Women threw themselves at me on the streets, I was given money every time I entered a building, and I owned every horse. I owned every horse and they were all my best friends thanks to blogging every day for a month. The world was my oyster and I don't even like shellfish—I loved the thrill of the game. I lived for it. That is... until I fell asleep with my laptop on my stomach at 11:45pm last night, writing that day's post... I got less than a paragraph in before it devolves into gibberish. The clock struck 12, and then most of the other numbers before I woke up and realized I had slept away my vast blogging empire. I'm blog destitute.

I'm blogstitute.

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The rain this morning falls hard indeed. Strong winds coming in from the southwest, almost certainly blowing my trash bin down the street again. The sky is as grey as my heart. All of the horses are gone. I will write you all a song in less than 30 minutes as penance (honor system, 28m49s, trust me on this one). Okay, here it is:

Nicky Flowers - 12/14/24 - I have to rebuild... I have to... for them (my horses)... - (send any comments/questions to hello at nickyflowers dot com)