he's from cohost dot org. when the site went read only, he became a real boy and escaped the computer. he lives at my house with me and also 1,121 other people—he got cloned by computer chips or electricity or something. no matter what happens to eggbug, he's always got a smile on his face. i hope to enroll him in a standard bug school soon. you know, your everyday school for bugs. or maybe an egg school—if those are even a thing! haha what a thought
he's from ikea, but he's NOT Blahaj. he started out as Blahaj, but then he had one (1) chili cheese Frito and became a real boy as a result. it was magical. he loves this stuff now and he also loves haveing fun. his dream is to one day invent a brand new kind of snack that cures some diseases, and he's not picky about which ones.
my wonderful green stepson has a gorgeous name that simply can't be pronounced by the human tongue. the night he came down in a spaceship, he played his name on my synthesizer for me and explained through telepathy that the closest translation from his language to english is "Wet Receipts". well, Wet Receipts didn't exactly come down in spaceship so much as his ship crash landed on our planet. his mission was to study us but now he's also focused on retrieving all the parts of his ship to return home to grab some of his things and come back to live with me, on accoutn of he is my stepson now.
more stepson updates will be posted here as they happen. stay tuned to these incredible boys